- Anti Joke

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!