- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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