What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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