- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How you know when dislextic

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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