- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

So these two girls have a cup .

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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