- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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