Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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