- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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