Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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