Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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