Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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