What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Yes

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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