Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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