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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

White men's rights

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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