- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

12 in general

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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