Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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