- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

I think everybody should have a penis.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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