- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Your big dick.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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