quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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