What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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