- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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