Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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cory is gay

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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