My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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