Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Justin Bieber

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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this website is a bad joke

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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