Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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