Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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