- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A blind man walks into a library.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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