An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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civil rights

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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