Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Yellow People !!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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My cat just died.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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