No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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One, two, three, four and five

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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