Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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A dancer walks into a barre

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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