- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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