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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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