What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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