What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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