- Anti Joke

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

bite me

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

i'm hard

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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