What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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