- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my name? I dont know

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

like if your cool

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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