- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Whose your daddy? Not me

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Women's rights

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Guess what What

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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