- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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