A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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hi

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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