Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Wanna hear a joke? no

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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