- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

123 f*ck off

whats green and lives in the water

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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