- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

123 f*ck off

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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