- Anti Joke

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.