- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Pickle

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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