why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Michael Brown

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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