How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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