What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

eoin burgin is fat

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

i am a dino. RAWR.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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