A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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An Asian with a big dick.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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