- Anti Joke

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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race-car = rac-ecar

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A house comes around the corner.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!