- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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