Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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