- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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