- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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