What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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