what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Knock Knock.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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i dont fisish anythi

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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