- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Hey Shea

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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