- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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