There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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