- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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