- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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