- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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