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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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