roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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