How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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