- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Where's my baby??

A penis walks into a bar..

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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